Uan incredible confusion of minds took hold of a piece of cloth called “burkini”. Born of a hybridization inspired by the expansion of the halal label in the West, this swimwear should already displease non-Muslims as much as Muslims by its name: how could the bikini (designed to be sexy) lend does it sound like the aquatic version of the burka (sewn against desire)?
Bikini lovers should make up their own class action and take legal action against the use of this antinomic and barbaric denomination. Just as ham and butter and halal sandwiches are sold on the same street, we should therefore see the cohabitation in the same waters between a becoming swimsuit and a version covering the buttocks. This shambles of values would even be a…